英文运动经典语录短句
一、朋友，你听我一句劝，钱没了可以再挣，所以我找你借的那笔钱就不还了吧！
二、好记性不如烂笔头，这句话是有道理的。你记得再多也不如考试前抄在小纸条上。
三、医院体检医生问我：你有做过危险运动吗？我想了想答：有，有时候我会跟我老婆顶嘴。
四、以前我王者打的不好，我朋友老骂我，后来我苦练了一个赛季，现在他终于骂不过我了。
五、闺密和男朋友吵架了，把买给她男朋友的水果给我吃了，我说：“不给你男朋友留点啊？”她说：“给狗吃都不给他留！”
六、我不是一个爱慕虚荣的人，我讨厌别墅，跑车，名牌包包衣服鞋子，我只喜欢钱。
七、年轻的时候千万不要因为没钱而绝望，因为你要知道，你以后没钱的日子还很多，所以，要坚强！
八、上帝是公平的，给了你丑的外表，还会给你低的智商，以免让你显得不协调。
九、牛肉包里没牛肉不要抱怨，老婆饼里面不也没有老婆嘛，所以钱包里没钱也是正常操作。
十、时间不是猪饲料，时间也不是杀猪刀。时间之所以变成了饲料、变成了刀，源于你是猪。
十一、为什么年年买衣服，年年没有衣服穿？因为你一年比一年有气质，去年的衣服，配不上现在的你。
十二、小的时候怕挨打，知道要挨打的时候先去厕所，用牙膏冲水含嘴里，然后我爸爸一打我，我就吐白沫，差点吓死我爸。
十三、我是因为没有钱才上班，但是为什么我上了班拿了工资还是没有钱？不明白是哪个环节出了问题，难道有中间商赚差价？
十四、老爸开始玩微信了，于是乎，我冒充陌生人加了他，想忽悠忽悠老爸。今天，他开始跟我聊他有一个不争气的儿子。哎，说多了都是泪啊！
十五、那天，我带男友回家见父母，谁知我爸比我男友还紧张。我们一进门，我爸对我男友说：你嫂子还没有做好饭呢，先来喝茶吧。我男友紧张地回答：没事儿，哥，你坐。
十六、别总抱怨你的手机卡，你自己要是每天面对着你这张脸好几个小时，你不也得自杀啊？
十七、社会啊，真的是能改变人。以前在学校的时候我是个很优秀的人，现在我是个好人。这都是姑娘们告诉我的。
十八、在森林里遇到一只熊，我立马躺在地上装死。熊转了几圈正要离开，这时该死的手机竟然响了起来！我连忙挂掉电话，发现熊又回头向我走来。我心想：这下死定了！我竟然挂了老婆的电话！
十九、不要说别人脑子有病，脑子有病的前提是必须有个脑子，你觉得他有脑子吗？
二十、我知道我的脾气不好，如果你不能忍，你就应该好好反省一下自己，为什么别人可以。
二十一、我和男友间的关系到底有多脆弱呢？我只要卸了妆，可能他这辈子就再也不会想见我了。
二十二、上班这一天最痛苦的事是撒知道不？就是下班了，活没干完。最最痛苦的是：没下班，活干完了。最最最痛苦的是：上班没活，下班了来活了。
二十三、和老公走在马路上，打闹，生气，大骂。前面两男士回头看，我马上装小鸟依人。老公说：“别装了，他们没看你，他们是看哪个男人这么窝囊。”
二十四、感觉这个社会越来越好了，大家都很懂事。男生都挺懂事，一有钱就想多照顾几个女生。女生也很懂事，知道男生没钱就不和这个男生在一起，免得他辛苦。
France is the most visited country in the world。 It has everything that you could ever want to see on your holidays: a great city like Paris, good beaches, more monuments than any other country, lovely nature, incredible mountain scenery; need I go on? France is also a very pleasant place to stay。 It has good food, great wines and people enjoy their lives。 And the best thing is, maybe apart from Paris, living in France does not have to be expensive。 The North of France consists of the flatlands around the town of Lille and the Channel。 The area will remind visitors in many ways of Belgium and the Netherlands。 The Grand' Place in Lille for example is a lot like that of Brussels。 Paris, the city of light and its surroundings are one of the most visited areas。 Paris is without a doubt one of the most beautiful cities on the planet。 West of France is turned towards the Atlantic Coast。 In the north Normandy & Brittany have rolling hills, sandy beaches and quiet little harbour towns。 Normandy & Brittany have a more rugged coast and many neolithic sites。 It has quite a distinct atmosphere from the rest of the country; you can still sense the Celtic origin of the region and its inhabitants。 The eastern part of France consists of the Alsace, Lorraine, Franche Comt?and Burgundy regions。 The landscape has rolling hills and many beautiful cities, such as Metz, Strasbourg, Nancy and Dijon。 This region produces many famous wines, including magnificent pinot noirs and chardonnays valued the world over, as well as the famous "Yellow wine" from the Jura mountain vineyard。 The Center of France is in many ways the most quiet part of France。 But the great treasure of this region is the Loire valley , with many great castles and beautiful towns。 Chartres with its famous cathedral and Tours rate among the most beautiful French cities。 The South with its lovely nature, good food, roman ruins and of course the Riviera draws a lot of visitors every year。 Towns like Orange, and Arles but also big cities like Marseille and Toulon are must sees。 The Provence is dotted with pleasant small villages。 In the South west of France the Dordogne is one of the most quintessential French regions。 The valley is so pretty, the towns are so cute and the food is so good, that it is hard to believe that the people who live here go somewhere else for their holidays。 The Languedoc has its own language and culture。 In the south of the Languedoc you find the Pyrenees, a great mountain range separating France from Spain, where you can hike and ski。 The towns of Toulouse and Montpellier are nice and the medieval town of Carcassone is a top destination。