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ET经典语录
1.刀不锋利，马太瘦，你还不配我和斗
2.天干脾气燥 我不微笑你别闹
3.手拿菜刀砍电线，一路火花带闪电
4.试金可以用火，试女人可以用金，试男人可以用女人
5.我谈过最长的恋爱，就是自恋，我爱自己，没有情敌
6.江南江北一条街，打听打听谁是爹
7.东方不亮西方亮，你爹啥样我啥样。
8.辉煌时刻人人有，别拿一刻当永久。
9.小伙气质猛如狼，一腔热血拍胸膛。
10.经典语录我肩上扛，少在我面前猖狂。
11.灯红酒绿惹人醉，大哥带你混社会。
12.我可以笑着给你一个台阶下，也可以反手给你一个大嘴巴。
13.做人不要太飘，小心背后挨刀。
14.先擦鼻涕后提裤，从此走上社会路。
15.女人就要宠越宠越有种，男人不能惯越惯越混蛋。
16.刀不锋，马太瘦 ，我还不想跟你斗！
17.社会让你呼风唤雨，是我杠杠配不上你
18.精神语录网上抄，小心钢棍身上飘。
19.日落西山你不陪，东山再起你是谁。
20.网络上你重拳出击，现实里你刚上初一。
21.做人你别太过，做事你别犯错，人生难免起起落落，但是你还得自己把握，纵使生活万般苦涩，咱们也得笑着走过。
22.你可以打我脸，也可以叫我滚远点，但也别忘了大哥从良前的阴险。
23.山多狐狸野，都是社会姐。
24.万般皆是命，半点不由人，你看我还有几分像从前。
25.你没拥有的人脉叫我姐妹，你得不到的男人叫我宝贝。
26.交友别摆鸿门宴，社会玩的是排面
27.我不笑你别闹，我给你脸你就得要！
28.你是好人我不配，忘了我吧下一位。
29.我这野马不识归途，但是你这小人我必须铲除。
30.我脾气好是因为我装的，我暴躁起来不要你的命。
31.一生不喜与人抢，该得到的也不会让。32．当现实给你一巴掌的时候你应该和他击个掌。33．天堂人满，地狱打烊，所以我留在人间，当祸害啊。
34．做个恶魔，没有感情，自带杀气。
35．做好自己，别跟一些狗较劲。36．这些年好像醉酒走钢索，不怕摔死，就怕酒醒。37．我擅长气人，话题终结，拉远距离，斩断人际关系，手机常年静音，还有劝分不劝和。
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想不到我第一个破百得答案居然是社会语录…。
既然有那么多人看 那就在更一点吧
38.鬼饿敢拦路， 虎饿他敢吃人，鱼饿他敢跳门。这人饿，丧尽人伦
在更几张图，我感脚超社会
39.哥行哥有理，你行哥揍你
40. 过江龙遇下山虎， 社会不由你做主
41. 先擦鼻涕后提裤 ，从此走上社会路
42. 多个朋友多条路 ，多个老公多个家
43.假如我年少有为不自卑 ，老婆肯定一大堆
44. 爱情经不起等待， 叫我老公就现在
还有……emmmm 寒王是个什么梗？
只收藏不点赞都是耍流氓
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ET经典语句
Elliot: He's a man from outer space and we're taking him to his spaceship.
Greg: Well, can't he just beam up?
Elliot: This is REALITY, Greg.
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E.T.: E.T. phone home.
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Elliot: How do you explain school to a higher intelligence?
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Michael: Maybe it was an iguana.
Elliot: It was NO iguana.
Michael: You know how they say there are alligators in the sewers?
Gertie: Alligators in the sewers.
Mary: All we're trying to say is, maybe you just probably imagined it.
Elliot: I couldn't have imagined it!
Michael: Maybe it was a pervert or a deformed kid or something.
Gertie: A deformed kid.
Michael: Maybe an elf or a leprechaun?
Elliot: It was nothing like that, penis-breath!
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Michael: Maybe an elf or a leprechaun.
Elliot: It was nothing like that, penis breath!
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Mary: If you ever see it again, whatever it is, don't catch it, just call me and we'll call somebody and have them take it away.
Gertie: Like the dogcatcher?
Elliot: But they'll give it a lobotomy or do experiments on it or something.
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Michael: Maybe he's some animal that wasn't supposed to live. Could be a monkey or an orangutan.
Elliot: A bald monkey?
Gertie: Is he a pig? He sure eats like one.
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Elliot: You could be happy here, I could take care of you. I wouldn't let anybody hurt you. We could grow up together, E.T.
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Keys: Elliot, that machine, what does it do?
Elliot: The communicator? Is it still working?
Keys: It's doing *something*. What?
Elliot: I really shouldn't tell. He came to me, he came to me.
Keys: Elliot, he came to me too. I've been wishing for this since I was 10 years old, I don't want him to die. What can we do that we're not already doing?
Elliot: He needs to go home, he's calling his people, and I don't know where they are, and he needs to go home.
Keys: Elliot, I don't think he was left here intentionally, but his being here is a miracle, Elliot. It's a miracle and you did the best that anybody could do. I'm glad he met you first.
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Michael: [Michael imitating Elliot] I found him, he belongs to me!
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Elliot: You must be dead, because I don't know how to feel. I can't feel anything anymore.
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Steve: Did your goblin come back?
Michael: Shut up.
Greg: Well, did he?
Elliot: Yeah, he came back. But he's not a goblin. He's a spaceman.
Tyler: Ooh! An Extra-Terrestrial! Where's he from? Uranus? Get it? Your anus?
Greg: He doesn't get it Ty.
Tyler: Get it? Your anus?
Greg: He doesn't get it.
Elliot: You're so immature!
Greg: And you're such a sinus supremus.
Elliot: Zero charisma!
Greg: Sinus supremus!
Elliot: Zero charisma!
Greg: Sinus supremus!
Elliot: Shut up Greg!
Pretty Young Girl: Hi Elliott.
Greg: Sinus supremus!
Elliot: Zero charisma!
Greg: You wimp!
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Tyler: Douche bag.
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Mary: A pizza? Who said you guys could order a pizza?
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Tyler: We made it! Oh shit!
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Michael: [as Yoda] "You have absolute power! Eerrp!"
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Elliot: What do I do?
Michael: I don't know. You have absolute power, remember?
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Elliot: Oh, God!
E.T.: Elliot.
Elliot: What?
E.T.: Elliot! Elliot!
Gertie: I taught him how to talk. He can talk now.
Elliot: Wait. Can you say 'E.T.'? E.T.?
E.T.: E.T.
Elliot: Aha!
E.T.: E.T.! E.T.! E.T.!
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Michael: We're all going to die and they're never going to give me my license!
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Michael: Where's the playground?
Elliot: It's near the preschool!
Michael: Where's that?
Elliot: I don't know streets! Mom always drives me!
Michael: Son of a bitch.
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Elliott: I'm keeping him.
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[Mary hits E.T. with the refrigerator door]
Gertie: Here he is.
Mary: [absently] Who?
Gertie: The man from the moon. But I think you've killed him already.
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[after E.T. learns how to talk]
Mary: Gertie, I've gotta go pick up Elliot from school.
Gertie: Mama, he can talk!
Mary: [thinking she meant Elliot] Of course he can talk.
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Elliot: I'll believe in you all my life.
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[last lines]
E.T.: Come...
Elliot: Stay...
E.T.: Ouch.
Elliot: Ouch.
E.T.: I'll... be... right... here.
Elliot: ...bye.
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E.T.: Be good.
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E.T.: [touching heart, about to leave Elliott forever] Ouuuuch!
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[first lines]
Steve: [reading dice] Five.
Michael: Oh, great.
Steve: So you got an arrow right in your chest.
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E.T.: [steps on a bathroom scale, it reads 35 lbs]
Elliot: 35 pounds? You're fat!
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Elliot: [upon encountering ET, running excitedly into the house] Mom, mom! There's something out at me!
Elliot: [starts chattering noisily to the other boys] What?
Elliot: Quiet!
[they obey, he speaks in a hushed tone]
Elliot: *Nobody* go out there!
Greg: [the boys all spring up excitedly] Ha! Ha! Ha!
[they grab knives]
Mary: Stop you guys, stay right here!
Greg: You stay here, Mom, we'll check it out!
Mary: And put those knives back!
[Elliot grabs her hands and pulls her outside as well]
Mary: Okay, Elliott!
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[the boys are telling Elliot to order the pizza]
Tyler: Everything but the little fishies!
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E.T.: [saying good-bye to Gertie] Beeeeeee. Gooood.
Gertie: [tearfully] Yes.
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[repeated line]
Greg: Something is definitely happening...
Tyler: Shut up, Greg.
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Mary: Michael, please do the dishes
Michael: I set and cleared
Elliot: *I* set and cleared
Michael: [quickly] I did breakfast
Gertie: I did breakfast
Mary: [Mary slams a pot down on the sideboard]
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Elliot: But, look, you can't tell. Not even mom.
Gertie: Why not?
Elliot: Because grownups can't see him. Only little kids can see him.
Gertie: Give me a break!